Professor

“Don’t do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don’t not do it!”

Okay, that is quite confusing. Here is an example for you.

Example:

1. Don’t throw a frying pan at someone = it will hurt them.
2. You got paid 1 million bananas by them = it’s okay.
3. Don’t not do it = do it.

I have learned a valuable lesson here today.

 

 

Disney Pixar

“You don’t always need dialogue to tell a story.”

I found this one on their Facebook page. If your wondering its about Wall-E, as Wall-E did not have any/much dialogue thus the quote.

Lilo

“’Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.”

How lovely and sensual such a quote from a great cartoon series this is. Oh and so very true; http://bit.ly/2sLX0g.

Peter Griffin

“Here, go buy yourself some more money.”

Ermmm, what?

Chef

“Don’t do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It’s called college.”

Two words; controversially humorous.

C.M. Burns

“I’ve had one of my unpredictable changes of heart.”

If it was from a good heart to a bad one, it would be a miracle. If it was from a bad heart to a good one, it would be a miracle. That sums up Mr. Burns.

Fred

“This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts’ Christmas party.”

I believe this may be a sexual innuendo. Correct me if I am wrong, but who would clean actual kidney, baked beans?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

“A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart.”

I’m not totally sure whether I should refer to this in life. It may help, but most likely will not. But feel free if you think you can!

Garfield

“Lasagna… It’s like a flabby tabby’s Kryptonite.”

For all of the people saying ‘WTF’, (excuse le Francais);

Kryptonite is a fictional material from the Superman mythos – the ore form of a radioactive element from Superman’s home planet of Krypton. It is famous for being the ultimate natural weakness of Superman and most other Kryptonians, and the word Kryptonite has since become synonymous with an Achilles’ heel – the one weakness of an otherwise invulnerable hero.

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Flabby Tabby is a fat cat.

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Lasagna is a dish made by baking such pasta with layers of sauce and fillings such as cheese or meat.

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You probably didn’t need to know any of that, but just in case.

Oh and by the way guys; I’ve found a link to LOVEFiLM via Amazon to get you £15 free! Message from them: “You can rent all your favourite cartoons at LOVEFiLM, Sign up now via our amazon page and get a £15 gift voucher for absolutely free!”

SpongeBob SquarePants

“Oh, tartar sauce.”

What can I say about this one?… Got it! Look below the starry line.

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Tartar Sauce Recipe

Ingredients

• 1 cup mayonnaise
• 1 tablespoon sweet pickle relish
• 1 tablespoon minced onion
• 2 tablespoons lemon juice (optional)
• Salt and pepper to taste

Directions

1. In a small bowl, mix together mayonnaise, sweet pickle relish, and minced onion. Stir in lemon juice. Season to taste with salt and pepper. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour before serving.