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“[eating cereal] Chew-chew-chew, chew-chew-chew-chew-chew.”

I’m afraid to say that I have nothing to say about this quote. But I’m a daredevil so here goes; It’s the morning and I am chewing my cereal while writing this. That was imaginative.

Garfield

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“Show me a good mouse, and I’ll show you a cat with bad breath.”

I love this quote. Just the way Garfield says it is so memorable.

Bart Simpson

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“Ay, carumba!”

Another classic quote from Bartholomew JoJo “Bart” Simpson.

Grampa Simpson

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“We’re the baddest punks in our age bracket!”

More like, you are the only punks in your age bracket.

Frozone

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“Honey. Where’s my super suit?”

Trust me on this one, if you search this quote on Google Images, you will find the coolest animated character known to man… in my opinion.

Garfield

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“I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!”

Correct me if I am wrong, but I’m pretty sure they both mean the same thing.

Homer Simpson

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“Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.”

Homer isn’t weird if you are wondering, he is just different, or you could say his mind works completely differently.

Garfield

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“All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. There must be more to a cat’s life than that. But I hope not.

The part at the end of this quote; ‘But I hope not.‘, makes the quote so memorable and relative to the one and only, flabby tabby: Garfield.

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P.S – It’s my birthday today, guess my age and comment below.

SpongeBob SquarePants

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“I’m so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks.”

That’s nice… but who would want to do that?

Professor

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“Don’t do anything that affects anything. Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case for the love of God. Don’t not do it!”

Okay, that is quite confusing. Here is an example for you.

Example:

  1. Don’t throw a frying pan at someone = it will hurt them.
  2. You got paid 1 million bananas by them = it’s okay.
  3. Don’t not do it = do it.

I have learned a valuable lesson here today.

 

 

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